First Attempt: Archive

Jan 30th

spEak You’re bRanes →

This intriguingly pointless site consists entirely of some bloke commenting on comments made on the BBC’s Have Your Say site.

Jan 28th

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Rock and roll lives in our house!

Jan 25th

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No Champagne Marmite!

Our local Waitrose has no Champagne Marmite on its shelves. The stuff has been on general release since Monday, so there really is no excuse for this. I am going to have to search further afield if I am to find any.

Jan 25th

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Marmite and Philadelphia! I intend to try it.

Jan 23rd

Woman rips off ex-boyfriend's testicle with bare... →

Jan 22nd

“I tend to assume other people share my obsessive need to examine the settings...”

– Charlie Brooker. Although I share Mr Brooker’s exasperation with people who insist on watching a 4:3 picture stretched to fit a widescreen TV, I disagree that it is over 50’s who are particular culprits. The whole nation seems to have no idea about aspect ratios.

Jan 21st

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This is one of a bizarre series of sex education videos that has started appearing on Vimeo. This one debunks the “myth” that women don’t masturbate, which seems a waste of time as no-one apart from a certifiable lunatic would believe that “myth” in the first place.

Jan 18th

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Vimeo user andre 3000 looks like a younger (but less handsome) version of me. Sadly, he can’t sing as well as I can.

Jan 16th

Jan 14th

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I’ve started a video series on cooking with Marmite.

Jan 13th

Are you a hypochondriac? →

Find out if you are suffering from this tragic condition.

Jan 12th

Jan 11th

Select a Candidate 2008 →

This quiz is something of a Tumblr craze at the moment. I am not eligible to vote in US elections, but I had a go at it anyway. I had two candidates tie as my alleged first place choice, Hillary Clinton and Chris Dodd. I can’t say I’ve ever heard of Mr Dodd.

Jan 10th