January 2009
51 posts
Annoying Vimeo users part 4: those who post ads
“No commercial videos, which means videos selling a product or service.”
That’s from the Vimeo guidelines, and its meaning is clear enough. Despite this, that annoying Cadbury’s chocolate ad with the kids and their eyebrows has been uploaded onto Vimeo by at least three different users. Are these people unable to read? Shame, too, on all the Vimeo users who have been...
Watch(via Lundoxia’s Vimeo)
A rare instance of female nudity in a film being artistically justified and non-gratuitous. For that reason, some may consider it NSFW.
Amsterdam plans 'cannabis clean up' →
Ursula (64) have steaming filmsex with love (71) →
“The German actress Ursula Werner (64) smiles his most brilliant and laugh blown smile. She is the Tromsø International Film Festival with the movie “In the ninth heaven (Wolke 9)”, with more pronounced, Undressed and steaming sex scenes, where the opponent Horst Rehberg is 71 - and play a 76-year-old boy in the movie.”
The joys of Google’s automatic translations of...
Morrissey Live on Radcliffe and Maconie! →
This is a public service announcement for my Morrissey-loving US followers:
BBC Radio 2 Live with Morrissey, on The Radcliffe and Maconie Show, will broadcast an exclusive performance at the Radio Theatre in Broadcasting House, London on Wednesday 11 February.
Use BBC Radio’s Listen Again feature to listen to the concert at your leisure at any time in the seven days following the...
Watch(via neon22’s Vimeo)
The second Obstructionist project has been announced. I will have a go.
Daily Mail publishes blatantly untrue story shock! →
Just look at the photo. If you can’t immediately see that the story is completely untrue, then you’re as thick as the Daily Mail journalist who wrote this bollocks.
The Daily Telegraph (allegedly a quality paper but actually a pile of shit) has also published the exact same story.
The real-life Waynetta Slob →
Think before you Twitter →
Especially if you earn a living as a Social Media Consultant.
Tumblr "Likes"- succumbing to the inevitable
In an earlier post, I vowed to have nothing to do with Tumblr “Likes”. Sadly, I have found my resolve wavering of late. I have started looking for how many “Likes” my posts have received, and I have started noticing that I have feelings of disappointment when I see how few they get. Working on the theory that if I give some “Likes” then I might receive more, I...
Watchtallulah:
Joy Division
One week only, courtesy of pitchfork.tv.
Well spotted, Tallulah.
WatchEarlier this week, I told you I would let you know how I got on with my attempt to hallucinate using a ping-pong ball and a radio. This is what happened.
Low Tech Solution for Primary Menstrual Cramps →
“Orgasm from masturbation has been found to relieve the painful symptoms of menstrual cramps. Whilst it is not always convenient to masturbate for the necessary five minutes until the pain subsides, hands free masturbation is still possible. In order to do this one simply has to clench and then relax the vagina repeatedly for five minutes. With this method no one need know of the discomfort...
The Kadir-Buxton Technique →
“Decades ago I discovered a cure for mental health problems. The cure, which I term the Kadir-Buxton Method, has been used on a wide variety of mental health problems. The procedure stuns and resets the brain of the patient, so that the patient returns to a normal condition. The Kadir-Buxton Method is done by making a fist of both hands, and striking both ears of the patient at exactly the...
Watch(via rychbaur’s Vimeo)
Rych’s version of our New Year’s Eve gathering. Dawkeye has also filmed the night’s events.
Sex Pistols- EMI
I concur with Mr. Lydon’s...
EMI Purge on Vimeo!
Like a number of other Vimeo users, I’ve had a video removed from the site after EMI’s legal people contacted Vimeo claiming the video breached their copyright. The video I had removed featured my son (then 9 years old) playing the riff from Wild Thing (no singing, no verses, just the riff). If I hadn’t called the video Wild Thing, there’s no way they could have removed it,...
Online logic test →
I’m not usually one to blow my own trumpet, but I achieved an incredible 15 out of 15 correct answers on this test. Match that, dear followers.
Welcome to Orgasmic Birth | Orgasmic Birth →
sweett:
screw this… gimme the drugs!!
I’m with sweett about the drugs. During my wife’s lengthy labour, the only thing that kept me going as I sat by the bedside was the endless supply of laughing gas (nitrous oxide) generously provided by the National Health Service.
Amazon.com mixes Marmite with .Mac →
Odd.
Fish and chips..............and chips →
A classic scene from Gavin and Stacey.
Morris dancing 'facing extinction' →
To be honest, it’ll be no great loss.
Watch(via my Vimeo)
Marmite could be integrated into French cuisine, with a little imagination.
This is my 100th Video!
“A song destined to be played at thick people’s funerals.”
– Charlie Brooker, on the X Factor winner’s version of Hallelujah. You can watch Brooker’s suitably hate-filled account of the X Factor final here.
Watch(via Dawkeye’s Vimeo)
Seeing in the New Year at the R residence.