December 2009
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Bikini-Clad Lovelies to Protect Airports →
“Squads of bikini-clad women are to be positioned outside airports in a bid to deter fanatical Islamic terrorists.
Security chiefs believe the bombers will turn back rather than confront the naked knees and loose morals of western women.”
I think this idea would be far more effective than some of the pointless new measures brought in since that very silly man tried to blow up the...
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The Apples - Killing
A wildly funked-up version...
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James Brown - Soulful Christmas
The Godfather of...
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Majority of U.S. Cocaine Supply Cut with... →
“Federal agents have found that 69 percent of cocaine shipments seized entering the United States contain levamisole, a veterinary drug linked to serious weakening of the immune system in humans. Here’s the real funny part: no one knows why.”
I’ve never tried cocaine, partly because of concerns about what it’s cut with, and partly because its only observable effect...
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Rage Against the Machine beat X Factor winner in... →
Blinking flip!
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“Critics have pointed out that Sony is behind both acts, and that ultimately the...”
– Tim Jonze
Only one more day of this to go. It’s been fun, which is really all it was ever meant to be. Bloody X Factor will probably win.
loonachic:
i don’t plan on seeing avatard.
I had no plans to see Avatar, either. However, my son has decided to celebrate his recent 13th birthday by going to see it this afternoon with his mates. His loving parents will also be going, as it’s his birthday party and the lads will need to be accompanied by an adult to get in. Luckily, I have reached the age when I always fall asleep at...
The X-Factor vs RATM farce.
billnewsinger:
I can take no more of this farce.
Sales had dropped.
The Xmas No.1 no longer seemed interesting. Yes….sales have dropped since X-factor enforced its monopoly.
This is a planned, industry supported publicity stunt to generate interest and more important…SALES.
Joe fans are buying 2 copies….RATM fans are buying 3! The capitalists are laughing at us. Ha Ha! Ho Ho Ho! Simon Cowell...
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Simon Le Bon reads his contribution to The...
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“He (X Factor winner Joe McElderry) put his heart and soul into every single week...”
– Cheryl Cole, commenting on the campaign to get RATM to Number 1 for Christmas. Heart-rending stuff from the talentless Geordie. Remember to purchase RATM’s Killing in the Name before Sunday from 7Digital, iTunes or Play.com.
I reckon the bastard X Factor will probably win out in the end. All...
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Rage Against the Machine v Joe McElderry: Chart... →
Could it happen? Could it really happen?
I became the parent of a teenager today. He hasn’t started behaving like one yet.
“leicester home to a good rugby team and an under acheiving football team. unlike...”
– Some dude on Urban Dictionary. (via danielpholt)
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Rock anthem outselling X Factor winner Joe... →
“Rock band Rage Against The Machine is ahead of X Factor winner Joe McElderry in the race for the Christmas number one, early sales figures suggest.
A Facebook group aiming to get the band’s 1992 hit Killing In The Name to the top of the festive chart has attracted more than 750,000 members.
But McElderry’s debut The Climb, out on CD on Wednesday, is expected to catch up by the...
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WatchBarry’s Christmas Cracker
Going for a curry and pulling crackers. This is Christmas.
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Noddy Holder: X Factor has spoilt Christmas Number... →
“There’s no excitement there. There’s no competition there. Everybody used to love thinking about what was going to be the Christmas No1.
Now they know it’s going to be the X Factor winner.
It’s all glorified karaoke. Middle of the road pap.”
The former Good Chap of the Week is undoubtedly correct. So what can we do to rectify this sorry state of affairs?...
Watchandreaallen:
Watch this video in HD, fullscreen.
Do what Andrea says. You won’t regret it.
Simon Cowell has hissy fit over RATM campaign →
“Speaking at a press conference with the competition’s finalists, Stacey Solomon, Joe McElderry and Olly Murs, Cowell said: “If there’s a campaign, and I think the campaign’s aimed directly at me, it’s stupid. Me having a number one record at Christmas is not going to change my life particularly. It does however change these guys’ lives and we...
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Unintelligent robbers killed by train →
“Look, we’ll rob a shop of £40,000 worth of coats and make our getaway by riding on quad bikes along a railway track in the pitch dark. What could possibly go wrong?”
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