bg5000:

Gordan Ramsey shows you how to cook great scrambled eggs, with no f-bombs. Can’t wait to try this tomorrow.

Gordon may be a top chef, but his scrambled eggs are crap for the following reasons:

1. Sourdough bread makes great toast when it is thin and crisp, not fat and stodgy

2.  ”It’s really important to put the butter in right at the beginning”. Gordon, you stupid fucking twat, when else is anyone going to put it in?

3. Creme fraiche!!! Have you gone raving mad? Its acidity will upset the delicate flavour of the eggs. Use proper double cream, it’s much better. 

4. Add parsley, not chives.  

Look, I’ll have to post a video on how to make scrambled eggs properly at some time in the future. In the meantime, just ignore this ill-mannered tosser.